Next time you have a conference call with five other people . . . just know that one of them is probably talking to you while they’re punishing the toilet. According to a new survey, one in six people say that since the whole working-from-home thing started, they’ve taken conference calls from the toilet.
The survey also found 4% of people sometimes EAT on the toilet . . . and 4% sometimes take naps. Also, since the pandemic started, one in three people say they use the bathroom as a chance to get some alone time . . . and 72% have increased the amount of time they’re spending on the toilet. (Study Finds)
Have you done that?
New Dating Term: “Wokefishing”
At least half of single people say they definitely wouldn’t date someone with different politics than theirs right now. Which has led to a whole new type of insanity. The newest dating term is WOKEFISHING. That’s where someone pretends to care about social and progressive issues to get dates on dating apps. So it’s like being catfished, but with political beliefs. (Vice)
Introducing: The First-Ever COVID-19 Pop-Punk Love Song
NICHOLAS BRAUN was just nominated for an Emmy for HBO’s “Succession” . . . and now, he’s dropped a coronavirus-inspired pop-punk LOVE SONG called “Antibodies (Do You Have the)”. It was inspired by his own foray into pandemic-era dating.